Hey y’all,
in case you missed the OSEI (Oliver Steck Entertainment Info) news last month: spring is here.
Here is a poem, for spring:
Spring.
Blooming, and enveloping, and wondrous.
Or metal, and rusting, and squeaking.
One gives you the joy of life in the world renewed.
The other is a day of replacing your strut with inadequate tools.
It can happen at the same time.
I hope you are having a wondrous spring. Did you know that adult clothes moths don’t have mouths? I didn’t know that. Too much information, and off topic? Yeah. Our news room is inconsistent, understaffed, and not well regulated. The only news we can be counted on to report accurately are the public show listings for Oliver Steck. And just the one that lives in Austin, Tx, for that matter. But tune in for our commercial free Oliver Steck information programming for up to date Oliver Steck show information.
And now, this commercial break:
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