Dear sir or madam,

Can I collectively call y’all “dudes”? No? Ok. That’s cool. I wasn’t that into it anyway…
Dear sir or madam,
thank you for taking the time to read the Oliver Steck Entertainment Info missive. Please enjoy our updated comforts and features: from the brand new stature uplifting titling (honorifics available upon request), to the situation enhancing adjective bar located just below the opening paragraph foyer.
Shaggy, boring, tepid, tedious, awkward, soggy, Rustic…
The show listings below are now displayed in a relief inspiring consistency. Relax, and try one of these selections:

3/2: The Flying A’s @ Deckhand’s Oyster Bar, 7-9pm
3/6: Rey Arteaga @ The Sahara Lounge, 8-9:30pm
3/7: Hey Lolly Brass Band @ Sunshine Garden Plant Sale, 9am
3/7: Cliff Tipton @ Jester King, 1:30-4:30pm
3/10: Sarah Sharp @ Elephant Room, 6-8pm
3/14: Pat Byrne @ Corpus Christi, Tx
3/21: Rudi Harst @ Cave Without a Name, Boerne, Tx
3/26: Lex Land @ the Austin-Bergstrom Int’l Airport, Saxon Pub main stage, 3:30-5:30pm
3/31: Michele Solberg @ Evangeline Cafe
4/3-5: Honk!TX weekend

Racquetball and sauna are available by appointment only. Our new dinning area also offers a complete selection of avocado sandwiches on toast. Consult your doctor, and then try out a show and see if Oliver Steck Entertainment is right for you. Side effects may include but are not limited to:
• Constipation.
• Skin rash or dermatitis.
• Diarrhea.
• Dizziness.
• Drowsiness.
• Dry mouth.
• Headache.
• Insomnia.
• and disappointment.

Again, welcome to the new super classy Oliver Steck Entertainment Info center. Enjoy!

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